Oh, this is rich. Tell me you're here to bring the TALENT their drink orders, and not to actually audition.
Why even bother? I mean, I'M RIGHT HERE. Clearly, I'm getting the part... I was BORN to be a star. You know how they say the camera tends to add some weight? I'm totally immune to that, because the camera LOVES me. I've got the look, I've got the attitude, and the talent! Once Tamara Lawrence notices how much of a star I am, she'll love me too!
1 Right... 2 I'm SO sure...
1 Why do you say it like that? AS IF you know I won't get the role, for some reason... You know something about this audition, don't you? 2
Tell me what you know! C'mon...
a (Warn about diva attitude.) b (Encourage diva attitude.)
a So Tamara is looking for someone humble? I can totally do that! Wait, why are you helping me? b(missing dialogue)
a I'm nice like that. b(missing dialogue)
Welcome to the audition of Orphan Rise. It's my personal story of overcoming the many trials and hardships that I faced, growing up as an orphan...
1 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 2 Sounds raw...
1 Don't be. 2
The hardships of the past make us stronger today, and the hardships we face today will make us stronger for tomorrow. My rough past made me who I am today.
I hope my story will inspire anyone struggling in life, and keep them from a rash decision which would be a permanent solution to a temporary problem. That's why I need someone talented who can portray a character at their lowest point in life. Is that someone you?
I'll give it my best!
That's all anyone can ask of you. Let's see what you've got!
Not bad at all, (Y/N). You're doing well. Let's try a different scene and see how you do with that.