3 Well, when I was in Germany the other day (don't ask), I just so happened to meet a few of the big science brains behind BRAWNAIDE: GAME DRINK.
a Never heard of it. b Cool...
a Yeah, they're new. I think they sponsor the Elephant Polo World Championships or something. What's important is that they have a social media marketing budget.
a Go on.
a&b They know you're big on social media, so they wanted to do a big photo spread with you to try and reach some younger athletes. So what do you say? You "game?"
Yup. BOO! (But yes).
Awesome. So, the only thing is that they're big on their scientifically proven brand. It it ever comes up, make sure you stay on message. I even made up a rhyme to help you remember:
BRAWNAIDE: GAME DRINK is a scientifically proven performance optimization solution. Got it?
Got it. One more time?
Looking forward to working with @(Y/F/N) on
Why hello (Y/N)! How good of you to lend your support to our brand. We are so happy to have you aboard. Would you like to hear our new marketing slogan? Perhaps you could work it it to one of your video blogs.
1 Let's hear it. 2 Sure, but no promises. 3 No thanks.
1&2 Just imagine this in the voice of an angry American man shouting at you through your television or web browser. Ahem. BRAWNAIDE! A SPORTS DRINK IN-FUSED WITH PROBIOTICS, MULTIVITAMINS, ANTIOXIDANTS, MACROBIOTICS, ALKALINE, CHLOROPHILL, KETONE, CHLORELLA, CHOLERA, WHOLE GRAINS AND... ...FISH MEMORIES!! WANNA' UP YOUR GAME? DRINK BRAWNAIDE: GAME DRINK! 3
a Great job! b Oookay.
a Dankeshoen. b Well, anyhow...
Please, don't allow me to distract you from your work.